Welcome to Utopia

Kalroune had been cruising for nearly five weeks and yet had found nothing, this didn't stop him though... Every planet he had stopped at up until that point had mentioned something about a "Utopia", and finally, after talking to so many people and countless hours of calculations he believed he had found the correct coordinates for this so called "Utopia".
From what the coordinates stated, according to Ship "Utopia" was somewhere in the outer sectors of the Kasterborous constellation. Although he had never been anywhere near Kasterborous he knew of the last great Time-war which took place there many many years ago, and he knew of the tales of the last Time Lord which escaped before it was too late, how he now roams the universe helping those in need and doing the best he can to save planets, they called him "The Doctor", too bad he wasn't there to save Kalroune on the day he lost his sight... but that was the past, and for all Kalroune knew The Doctor was nothing but a myth.

"Sir, you best get some sleep, you've not had much of it in the past week and my calculations would suggest we still have a few more weeks to go." Ship suggested.

"Ok fine, but tell me if anything happens..."

"Will do sir"

Kalroune went and sat down on the sofa and began to doze off but was abruptly awoken by the wailing alert buzzing in his ears, even more irritating thanks to hypersensitive hearing, "Ship?! What is going on??" He yelled.

"A code red meteor shower Sir! I suggest you get into the panic room."

"I haven't got time for panicking Ship!"

That was the thing about being stuck on Earth, there wasn't a way off it. Either one stole a ship from NASA and attempted to get out of earth's gravitational pull or simply stay earth-bound for the rest of his life. Sebastian was the type to reflect on that point. Then again, he had infiltrated one of the airbases and decided that he would have a little fun before the sirens began to blare.

He had located the room that controlled a couple of missiles and a small smirk crossed his face. Always, the red button loomed in front of him, two unconscious men to either side of him. Sebastian had little experience with technology of Earth's, especially not the weapons of mass destruction. He set off a couple, locating something that resembled a space craft. One of the men began to awaken, he knelt beside the man, clicking his tongue against the roof of his mouth, disapproving of the man being awake.

"You don't want more pain, do you? Because, I'm free now to...well, deliver some." Sebastian chuckled as he wrapped two hands around the head of the man. The man let out a slurry of words in which he let go, sighing before attempting to wipe off a couple of his prints from the button. "Wonder how the missiles are going...huh, no time to stay and chat, got to go." With that, he got up and activated the sirens, closing the door behind him and walking down the corridor, adjusting his suit.

The ship was swaying form side to side, left and right, dodging all the meteors that it could and at the same time Kalroune was inside doing the same but on a smaller scale of dodging all the walking canes and holotapes that came flying his way. CRASH! The ship was hit and began to spiral as it was still travelling. WACK! Hit once again, it couldn't take much more of it.

"Ship pull out of the shower now!" Kalroune commanded.

"Yes Sir, right away!" The ship responded, pulling itself up and out of the meteor shower sending Kalroune to the back of the ship, then everything became stable again, the shaking had stopped, but everything felt different, her could feel wind and sand blowing against him, the heat of an alien sun beating down at him and ship was nowhere to be found...

As Sebastian walked through a set of doors, the sight surprised him. It was a spaceship, probably the one he had tried to shoot down but no major damage was to the hull, although there were a couple of dents. He cocked his head, frowning slightly as he made his way towards the ship. It didn't seem broken yet the door to the cockpit was open, Sebastian invited himself in.

His first reaction was too head over to the back of the ship and mess around with the cables, see which cable controlled which part of the ship. As he did so, the ship didn't respond as he made his way to the back. He looked around, trying to locate the--

CRUNCH.

Seb found himself with a face full of sand and definitely not anywhere remotely on the planet that he was on. He rolled to one side with a groan and saw that he was indeed looking at a pair of feet, where ever the stupid space craft was, he was definitely putting it on the blackmarket.

"Where am I?"