A rather simplistic device, Clyde carries this scepter every day, often simply to supplant his personal eccentricity. It is simply a silver metal ball atop a body of black aluminum. About 7.5 inches down the body, there is a nearly unnoticeable gap. When Clyde grasps both sides of this crack, and twists, the top section becomes removable. However, attached to this section is a long, thin sabre blade. Made of titanium and tungsten, it is an incredibly durable weapon, and relatively sharp. At 3 feet long, it is an excellent slashing blade, and can deal a deadly blow. The aluminum body is relatively durable and can be used as a club, if need be.